I am 24 and this may be the most important and fascinating election...
I wasn't of age to vote for Obama in 2008, I did however have to write a paper on his first 100 days junior year for AP History. I'm not sure what I wrote- not because of the magical manicorn that is Barack Obama, but like- I know it was an assignment, and clearly I graduated but I don't remember anything about this paper. Anyways, I sure as shit voted in 2012.
Are you enlisted? Signed up? registered?! You may have missed Super Tuesday, I'm not even sure what it is. But you can register and still vote come November. It's in the Constitution. It's an amendment, dammnit. It's your civic duty.
Here's hoping we get a Hillary and Bernie ticket. I am unapologetic about that. isidewith.com is extremely beneficial, if you don't know what's up- look into it, there's even a quiz!
I have very firm beliefs:
- Planned Parenthood should be funded
- Obama should nominate the next Supreme Court Justice-> I wouldn't be mad if he nominated himself, is that a thing?
- If you're on the No Fly List, you shouldn't be able to get a gun, guns should be regulated, harder to obtain, but most definitely legal.
- ALL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL
- Political issues shouldn't be decided by religious views. -> Is separation or church and state even a thing anymore?
- Common Core is MOST definitely lacking ALL sorts of merit!
- Kesha having to stay with Sony sucks -> but having to stay on for SIX more albums is cruel and unusual punishment.
- Why can corporation be bailed out-- but my stupid student loans will never be forgiven. I honestly cannot even.
- We should have universal healthcare, cause healthcare is hella expensive!
- The Confederate Flag is INHERENTLY racist and anti-American SIMULTANEOUSLY. Read a gosh darn textbook!
However, if the tide turns... I'm siding with Marco Rubio, because Donald Trump may just as well be SATAN, that comb over may just be covering up 666. Ted Cruz is a close second to being Satan himself, there's something most definitely swarmy about him! John Kasich, is not supportive of teachers and even his own business men don't like him in our lovely home state of Ohio, so in the words of Randy Jackson, I think, at least in my Big and I's favorite quote, "it's a no for me dawg." And in the infamous words of Fin Tutola, aka Ice T, "Fuck Ben Carson". Nuff said.
In conclusion, Beyoncé should just be president.
xo,
KJB
In Beyzus We Trust
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